Can grad students get maid service as part of their stipend?

Weekends always seem like such good times to get a lot of writing done; I'm spending less time in lab, so I can spend more time at the computer, right? I always forget that I also have an apartment, a boyfriend, and a dog that all need attention, too. If only we got maid service as part of our stipend! They pay us to not have other jobs so we can focus on our research, but if they really wanted us to focus they would take away a few more distractions, such as needing to clean.